Get your website/app roasted for FREE 🔥

You decide the depth of the roast.

Get my full wrath for free.

A spicy audit of your site from the perspective of a:

1. first-time typical user
2. developer
3. product strategist
   

Deliverables:

1. A personalized, interactive link to help you easily sift through the recommendations (example report)
2. An unfiltered first-impression walkthrough video (~5 mins)
   

What I check:

• UX/UI (clarity, navigation, flow)
• Mobile responsiveness
• Speed and performance
• Accessibility and SEO best practices
• Content/Copywriting quality

You'll get a concise, actionable, easy-to-follow report. No vague advice, no fluff.

Perfect if you're:

• Planning a redesign or rebuild
• Launching soon and need a sanity check
• Wondering why users aren't sticking around
• Experiencing poor performance or bugs

I don't just point out what's broken, I explain why it matters and how to fix it.


Enter $0 to get it for free. You are also welcome to name a fair price.

Request Limit

I'm not going to work for free forever, so these are limited to 15 requests!

About Me:

I've built, maintained, and sold 100+ personal and client websites/apps across a variety of tech stacks, industries, and sizes.

I've seen the good, the bad, and the really really ugly.